phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess

221cbakerstreet:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

I want this

standardwhore

sdjgfjasf:

This is my rapist. His name is Josh Goldsmith. He is 20 years old. He lives in Romford, Essex, England, and will be relocating to the University of Lincoln, to study I.T in September. The only reason I’m posting this now is because he fully intends to look for girls to date whilst he’s studying, which would be an extremely dangerous situation for her. This is being posted to spread awareness for anyone attending the University so as to avoid this man. He’s completely aware of what he’s done. 

Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/josh.goldsmith.58?fref=ts

Tumblr; http://shippage.tumblr.com

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

darkwingsnark:

phenergan:

There is a serious lack of booboo tutorials.

I think it would also be important to note that surgeons also use steri-strips (butterfly stitches) as well. in fact, all my spinal operations had me closed up with them. They create a smooth and clean scar.

This is helpful both artistically, and also for accuracy in writing injuries.

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess
  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay